Thursday, January 27, 2011

Why Can't You Morons Take "NO" For an Answer?!

It's the most bizarre thing in the world to tell a customer "NO, we do not have what you want" only to hear them continue to ask the same question in several different ways.  OR, they act SHOCKED and in total disbelief that we don't stock EVERYTHING in the world!  Amazing!

The best is when they've been told "NO" and then they continue to describe (with the irritating clarity of a dyslexic child reading Beowulf upside down at a rave) the item they are looking for. 

"No sir, we don't sell parts to repair your 1997 HP printer."

"But you sell HP right? You carry that brand don't you."

"Yes we do, and I know this may sound really strange but we don't carry every part for every HP unit ever made."

"Really?  That's so weird.  Wow, do you know where I could find parts?"

"I would try calling HP (you complete retard)."

"Oh that's a good idea, do you think you can get ahold of them for me and get prices?  Here, I'll give you my number to call me back at...(customers really do this shit, no joke)"

"Absolutely.  Would you like me to do all the rest of your shopping for you also?  Perhaps I could come over and wipe your ass for you since you are such a pathetic waste of life."

Listen, bitches.  NO means NO.  If we don't carry whatever bullshit little trinket you are looking for, just say thank you and go away.  On rare occasions we can order what you want, but that's a pain in the ass and I don't want to do it, so get the hell away from me.  Customers are like little children that never grew up.  They're used to asking mommy for a candy bar and when she says no, they keep asking and asking.
"Yes retard customer, if you ask me the same damn question 6 more times, I will magically conjure up whatever you need!!"  Idiots.

Some ass-clowns are so freakin imbecilic, that after they ask you about something and don't get the answer they want, they go find someone else to ask the same question to.  What really pisses me off is when a shithead customer asks me about product in MY area and then doesn't like the answer I give him, so the dumb fuck goes and finds someone else to ask, who then CALLS ME and asks the same dumb question I already answered.

These pieces of filth bring to mind an image of a giant turd taking a giant shit of a turd even bigger.  I know it doesn't make sense, but neither do you unbelievable primates who cant accept "NO."

1 comment:

  1. This is the funniest and most truthful blog I have ever read! I've worked retail for over 20 years and you really end up dispising most of the retarded shitbags who walk through the front door. You wonder, how do they make it through the dsy being so stupid, lazy, and selfish.