Saturday, February 5, 2011

Customer Service

Customer service is fine, but too much of it pisses me off.  I went into the local mall recently to possibly buy some jewelry for my girlfriend's birthday, and the dumb bitches at the counter wouldn't leave me alone when I said the magic words: "Just looking." As someone that works a shitty retail job, I LOVE IT when someone says, "Just looking."  It means I can go back to what I was doing instead of holding the hand of some whiny bitch that's too pathetic to get what THEY want on their OWN.  By the way, when we retail slaves ask if you want help, we don't really mean it.  I don't want to help a single one of you retard butt-pirates.


HOWEVER, this dumb jewelry bitch followed me and said, "Great! What are you looking for?" Fuck off whore, in case you didn't know, "Just looking" means get the fuck away from me.  So naturally I stopped looking immediately and went elsewhere.  I don't want to do my shopping with some stranger behind the counter that will try and sell me something I don't want or need.  I will look and if I want to hold something I will get your attention.  So the best way to Lose A Sale is to cling on to my every movement like a swollen tumor.  Stop acting like a damn used car salesman.


At MY store, we are required to do nothing except help dipshit, asshole customers for a part of the day.  Yeah, insane.  Most of the time there aren't any customers around so I'm required to do nothing.  THEN management bitches and cries when stuff doesn't get done, and their earthworm-sized minds can't ever figure out why.

In conclusion, HELP YOURSELF.

And then help ME by clicking on the damn Google ads!

3 comments:

  1. i couldnt have said it better myself. i work at the mall so i know exactly the people you are talking about.. because i work with them. thankfully im the one with the common sense

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  2. Alright, here's hoping I wasn't the dumb whore who pissed you off in the jewelry store, but the dumb management I have actually breathe down our necks to help people. If we get caught letting someone "just look" we get in major trouble. So no worries, we know how obnoxious we are, we hate it when people dove tail us too. But until we start getting paid comission to do support work ( i.e. stock, polish diamonds, check in repairs, etc), we'll just keep asking you "what are you looking for?". After all, we only get paid based on what we sell. Believe me dude, I know how much retail sucks it's the most belittling and demeaning job on the face of the earth.

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  3. Hah! Thanks for the comment and believe me that I do understand. It sucks for both the consumer and the employee that retail management is so brain dead. When my store has but 3 or 4 customers in it I feel like an idiot asking if one of them needs help knowing that they have probably already been asked 5 or 6 times by other employees in the last couple minutes.

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