Retarded Retail: Stupid-Ass Managers

So I understand that there are obscene amounts of stupid people out there, but they should at least RECOGNIZE that their brain capacity is comparable to that of a moth (a small, stupid moth), and like the common moth, they should NOT try and boss around people capable of coherent and rational thought. They should NOT be arrogant towards people and blame others for their own stupidity. Unfortunately in the Retard Retail business, the famous "Dilbert Principle" (from the comic strip. Duh.) applies as consistently as the sun rising every day. That principle states, "The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the position where they can do the least damage: Management." Most of the time the retard managers seem to understand their role as a worthless figurehead that goes to meetings and nods their head in agreement, periodically wiping the drool from their neanderthal-like lips.

HOWEVER in one furiously irritating case at my store, there is a dumb bitch manager that doesn't have the slightest idea that she would fail utterly if she were on a game show titled, "Are You Smarter Than A Tapeworm?" This bitch is dumb. Seriously brain dead. A retard combined with an aggressive, "know-it-all" personality that talks to everyone else like they are as dumb as she is equals the very WORST combination imaginable. This cunt thinks that because her name tag says the word "manager" on it, that she is better and smarter than everyone else in the store who lacks that title. In fact, as one employee put it, "Her stupidity AMAZES me!" As dumb as retail customers are, this EPIC RETARD takes the cake for the sheer magnitude of cognitive inefficiency she displays daily like a circus sideshow freak. To put it another way, the frequency at which neurotransmitters synthesize in her brain is consistent with:

- The Ice Ages of the sun.
- The number of philosophical tomes written by Australian aborigines
- The number of times a day I sacrifice a goat to show my thanks for working in retail...