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SOOOO......with that said, let's take a look at some FAR more enjoyable and productive activities then helping idiot, retard, asshole customers:
#1 Making paper airplanes - It is great fun to grab some scrap paper (in a retail store ALL paper is scrap!) and make some airplanes to throw down the aisles! One guy watches for piece-of-shit power tripping managers, and the other launches his plane! Rank 3/5 on the "fun" scale.
#2 Throwing "knives" - We don't really use throwing knives at work (yet) but screwdrivers make excellent replacements! We throw them in all kinds of product boxes, but the best is light bulbs. You gotta try and make the screwdriver stick AND you get to hear the glass shatter! Rank 4/5 on the "fun" scale.
#3 Indoor snowballs - One of the benefits to living in Spokane is that it snows. Yeah, sometimes it sucks ass but when at work it can be entertaining. It's pretty simple to go outside and make a snowball, then bring it inside and launch it at the back of some douchebag employee's head. Then duck out of the way so he doesn't see you. Hilarious!!! Yes, it's the little things that count in the HELL that is retail. Rank 5/5 on the "fun" scale.
So those are just three minor fun things to do that ward off the inevitable insanity that comes from years of working retail because helping you dipshit customers absolutely sucks ASS!!
Also check out this great article about retail here: http://www.infobarrel.com/Should_You_Work_a_Retail_Job
It would be AWESOME if every stupid retard customer that walked in the store was instantly set ablaze....