Thursday, March 31, 2011
If You Don't Need It, DON'T BUY IT! Jackass Customers.....
ANYWAYS! People return the weirdest junk in the most bizarre conditions. Some worthless waste of skin brought a shovel to the return desk he had bought months ago, and he wanted to exchange it for a new one. This shovel looked like it had been through hell and back, it was all bent up, caked in filth and mud and varying brown substances, just like the guy returning it. Well our return policy (printed on every single receipt) doesn't allow for such nonsense; this bastard got his money's worth on the shovel and he needed to go away. He didn't. He whined and cried like a baby with overflowing diapers saying the shovel had a 10 year warranty or some such bullshit. If that's the case, CALL THE DAMN COMPANY THAT MADE THE SHOVEL, IDIOT!!! On hundreds of products in the store, the manufacturer has included on their product bright lettering that tells the moron consumers to NOT return product to the store! There is a number to call.
I should go to a car lot, buy a big truck, set it in gear so it drives itself off a cliff, then get it towed back to the dealership in a jumbled mess and demand my money back because it didn't work well as a hang-glider.
If you don't need the product, DON'T BUY IT!! Don't buy 40 huge cement blocks if you only need 5!! Do you asshat morons realize what a pain in the ass it is to put all that crap back on the shelf?? Fuck You. You buy it, YOU keep it.
Posted with brilliance by Dave at 12:23 PM