"OH DEAR GOD you are so FUCKING funny!! I've NEVER heard THAT before! Yes sir! All items without a price are free! Go take home a few SUVs with you from the parking lot since they don't have prices on them either!" Do you go to garage sales and take everything without a clearly marked price? Really? Fuck you. Hop back on your electric wheelchair with the orange flag (that you don't need, you're just desperate for sympathy for being such an unoriginal retard), find a large body of water and see how well you float.
Morons. What will you come up with next? "Why did the chicken cross the road?" You're as pathetic as an 80-year-old addicted to child porn. Get a clue, or when in doubt as to your capability to be the slightest bit funny, just shut the fuck up. Work one day in retail and you will probably never speak again.
For every 300 customers that Try to be funny, just 1 of them is. And usually it's the 80-year-old pervert saying sick shit about the "dumbest cunt-bitch in the universe" mentioned in this post, Stupid-Ass Managers.
I think I am in love with this blog. I worked at Walmart for a year and it was awful. Everything you have written is absolutely true. EVERYTHING!
ReplyDelete#1 - Take that picture down.
ReplyDelete#2 - Remove the "C" word. You know I hate that :P
#3 - You use the word "fecal" alot.
Ok, I took out the fecal and changed it to something more accurate. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you estefanny for your compliments!! Spread the word! I want every damn shopper on earth to know how BEST to not be a retard! :)
Your blog was great, but the picture is horrid. That is not funny at all. Actually it is disgusting and for you to post it shows that you lack alot of class.
ReplyDeleteThat picture is a disgrace. Take it down you utter arsehole.
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